"Oh yeah, I ain't thought about that." He supposed it was kind of wrong, lying to your wife.

"W-w-what? No way! It's not like that!" Now they were both red and refusing to look at each other. "A-anyway, um. Probably you should give them a present or something. Like... flowers or something, I guess? That's what they do on TV."

NOT THAT HE'D KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.