Still, it's always nice to have someplace to go back to. You should consider it. [It'd make sending you stuff easier, even though god knows how the mail would pile up...]

[And have a huff.] You're still absolutely terrible in every way. [Friendship.] I'm not that bad, it's not my fault you people are like bloodhounds sometimes.

[Of course he's flustered, also shut up about second base!!] Of course not! That'd be rather uncouth, don't you think? Just springing that on her without getting to know her first. I don't want to make her uncomfortable...