[ wow, shocking, jake didn't ruin something for once. call the news station? but he makes a face at the mention of simon. ugh, fuck that guy. he was weird and an ass, so he'll drop the convo there. ]

[ hey man, lady killer still applies in this case. you just never ask what kind of lady killer he is. ]

Depends on how I feel for that day. [ He always feels like a horrible friend though ] But either way, she should see what your hair was like before you cut it all off.