[dear evening news, jake disaster predictions are surprisingly incorrect, he may not be a complete piece of shit.
but have a face that's expressing the deepest, innermost sigh possible.] Do you ever feel like not being horrible? I somehow doubt it.
What- oh no, absolutely not. [another LOOK dear god man] I swear Jake, if you ask Ma for pictures I'll- I'll be very cross. [WHAT A THREAT] Speaking of which, here we are, try to be good, yes?
[and he bounds up the steps to the Layton household, opening the door and gesturing for jake to come into what looks like a safely empty foyer]
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but have a face that's expressing the deepest, innermost sigh possible.] Do you ever feel like not being horrible? I somehow doubt it.
What- oh no, absolutely not. [another LOOK dear god man] I swear Jake, if you ask Ma for pictures I'll- I'll be very cross. [WHAT A THREAT] Speaking of which, here we are, try to be good, yes?
[and he bounds up the steps to the Layton household, opening the door and gesturing for jake to come into what looks like a safely empty foyer]