[that would be amazing...what a statement on how tough it is to have peace in the world but also on how tough it is to keep your leftover pizza without bird poop on it. and think of all the gold coin chocolates you'd get. it would be like this actual picture of actual jake]

I didn't even think you liked buying anything, that'd mean letting the money out of your possession. [a smirk, but not a mean one. maybe just normal teasing? is that a thing that people do??] [also okay it happened]

[she shrugs] I haven't exactly timed it. What, got a hot date?