[they get warm in the apartment, maybe someone should shell out for A/C! ...imagining kid!jake shaving his head and saving the clippings to paste to his face]

What if you had a pool filled with cheap beer? Would that be a waste or a blessing? [maybe it can't be trusted. or maybe not being in captivity helps ones sense of humor. probably one of the two! and yeah, dumb things that don't even require shoes, that I can handle]

[more shrugs, she is surprisingly and probably irritatingly unwinded by this steep hill] If you wanna give up and get back to your honeybun, I'm not stopping you. It'd probably be more fun, all things considered.