[he's just the sweaty baby bo-ing the place up and then using all the hot water in the shower. then he can use shaving cream and cardboard to 'shave' the 'stubble' off, it is a well thought out boy fantasy]

Sure, I'll put the tub of beer on your tab. Though scientifically speaking, you'd probably want a much higher alcohol percentage to at least attempt to kill the germs. Though I suppose you could require everyone to take baths first... [okay seriously considering the logistics of this and ignoring all thoughts of robotic mice for the sake of our eardrums. and gosh how could hal not be impressed and frankly flattered at such attentions]

Sure, sure. And I'm an excellent drinking partner, as you may recall. Even better than before if the place offers pool and/or darts.