[ well, that's what you get when you decide to room with him, and you put a lot of thought into this. i'm crying tears right now ]

Starting to think that you're just going to find ways to waste my money. [ is it too late to get out of buying the first round of drinks... ] But you'd need a full surgical scrub before you're anywhere close enough to start drinking your own bath beer. [ that's just gross, ema. he was just thinking of bathing in it and flipping off people, and yeah, i know. she should be thanking us for being such good pals. ]

All I remember are shitty ghost stories, and I wouldn't trust you to go anywhere near darts, with or without alcohol. Next thing you know, I'm going to show up at Hershel's doorstep next Christmas with a new eyepatch.