[some of us appreciate the quiet is all I'm saying. sleeping is great if a rare ability with a long cooldown]

It sounds weird when you put it like that. ...Do you actually tell people about what happened? [saddest he is just terribly pitiful]

Just keep telling yourself that. No, no, the point of science-based changes is that you get more, not less. I'd need an extra hand, or whippy tentacles or something.

[someone steals his leg, dog runs off with it]