cr meme.

[vivariummods]

character relations meme!

You guys know the drill. Fill out the following form below, post it, then comment around to others. It can be for for the upcoming puzzle room, future Calhoun Hour events, or anything in general. You may also use this as a friending meme, if you haven't already added other people to your plurks or contacts. So, test subjects, get right to it! <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>PLAYER:</font></b> Your Name <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>CHARACTER:</font></b> Character Name (<user name="character journal">) <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>FACTS:</font></b> Anything we should know about your character? <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>STATUS:</font></b> What has your character been doing lately? <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>PLOTS/IDEAS:</font></b> Got anything you want to do? Something soon, something much later? Short-term, long-term? Anything you want to do in the game goes here! <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>SEEKING:</font></b> Is there something you're looking for in general? Positive CR? Negative? <font face="georgia" color="#44657b"><b>ANYTHING ELSE:</font></b> Anything goes here!

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[fairsfair]

PLAYER: Ichi
CHARACTER: Jake Muller (fairsfair)

FACTS:

Mr Can't-Trust-People-Easily, Senor Let's-Do-Shit-For-Coins, Monsieur Don't-Talk-To-Me-About-Poverty, King Sarcasm-Personified, Hits-Doorframes-At-6'3" Sensei, Sir Has-An-American-Accent-But-Is-Ukrainian, Elder I'm-Actually-20, and General A-Mercenary-Who-Fights-And-Kills-For-A-Living.

These are only some of his many flattering titles.

STATUS:

Surprisingly, he hasn't gotten himself hurt lately (besides a scuffle here and there). He's actually not trashing through puzzle rooms...! Amazing, he can learn. Besides that, he's his usual standoffish self, sitting in the corner on top of all of his coins, not making friends.

PLOTS/IDEAS:

I don't have anything concrete, but was possibly thinking of Jake being... well, Jake, and possibly having bets with people. Also, things like HEY LET'S FIGHT IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO PIN ME DOWN YOU'LL HAVE ALL MY COINS but if he wins, then he takes some of yours. Competitive dumbass things that can possibly involve him winning coins. Video games may also be involved.

SEEKING:

Nothing specific. Jake's already the sort of guy who wouldn't have... well, best friends, so negative CR is always good. Probably more times he can be a smartass and be snarky towards more often, and a sparring partner.

ANYTHING ELSE:

My plurk is lastsummon if you want to add me! I'm also on AIM at sociallinking, so there's always that too! And ending this with a bonus gif, which perfectly describes Jake's relations with most people.

[detectiveofthewest]

PLAYER: Tetra
CHARACTER: Heiji (detectiveofthewest)

FACTS: Heiji is a high school amateur detective from Osaka, Japan who has a very distinctive accent in Japanese. In Vivariumspeak, I just have him speak pretty informally unless he's talking about something very technical. He's hot-tempered, but also quick to drop grudges. Also, he tends to talk and think out loud a lot, especially when murder or puzzles is involved. Heiji thinks murder is normal and happens all the time (of course it does). He bounces back quickly, which is probably a good thing.

STATUS: Lately, Heiji has been:
* Investigating Akiko's murder
* Lipsynching to Iggy Azalea ("I'm so fancyyy...")
* Practicing kendo
* Solving puzzles and suggesting that Hershel baby bird Clive
* And of course, getting pepper-sprayed!

PLOTS/IDEAS: I want to do some goofy meme junk and also a ridiculous idea for new clothes and maybe a gold star whenever Heiji can stop giving coins away to people. Heiji is also happy to deduction at people or talk about murrrderrr, or blab at length to anyone with a pulse. I don't really have anything long-term planned; I just come up with dumb ideas and run with it usually.

SEEKING: I'm not really sure! Heiji likes talking about random stuff (food, Osaka, kendo, detective novels, gossip about other test subjects) and gets into a lot of ridiculous shit like destroying Calhoun's precious houseplant. He's a very physical character, so I've been enjoying having him doing kendo and ripping Snake's magazines and so forth.

ANYTHING ELSE: Heiji is more demonstrably affectionate with physical gestures than most characters, so let me know if this bothers you!

[puzzlinglad]

PLAYER: Hal
CHARACTER: Hershel Layton(puzzlinglad)

FACTS: Just the mildest teenager ever who happens to also be incredibly British and a huge fucking doormat, that's Hershel. Also a shitlord once you're friends with him, ask Heiji.

STATUS: Being depressed about Akiko and being in extreme messes of puzzle rooms red team... Also Kendo Club. But yes seriously mostly trying not to be a useless sadsack and puzzle rooms, what a life.

PLOTS/IDEAS: Notttt really, I'm open for pretty much anything though. Fencers, want to fence? I'm there. Someone want to hide something in his hair? I'm double there. Anyone want puzzles spewed at them??? Why would I ask, who wouldn't, triple there.

SEEKING: I'd love more negative cr but it's not. exactly easy. The one negative cr he has he still doesn't dislike the person so... if possible yes absolutely. Otherwise i'm always game for any type of cr let's do it.

ANYTHING ELSE: NO not really I'm too lazy to find a gif or pic whoops.

[fairsfair]

With Heiji and Jake in another room, they need to find a way to get stabbed again.

[fairsfair]

if hershel doesn't manage to give jake a puzzle, i will crit on ooc

[puzzlinglad]

WHAT IS THAT ICON ICHI

i'll make him do it in our newest thread, 60 picarats.

[puzzlinglad]

gotta teach him some fencing soon, that's the only thing i demand

[detectiveofthewest]

jfc TWO knife magnets in one room

heiji is not standing next to either of you

shitlord status

[detectiveofthewest]

Can confirm
Source: shitlord victim

What if Heiji gave Hershel a shear haircut, though
What if that happened

[detectiveofthewest]

oh man, I gotta decide if heiji would be good at it or terrible :D

[puzzlinglad]

I imagine he'd be pretty good after a while, it seems like he's quick to pick things up. Hershel will still finally be able to beat his ass in something for a while B)

[puzzlinglad]

heiji has suffered greatly because of this..... i'm so sorry heiji stay strong

the real question is are the sewing scissors good enough to cut his hair or would they break
or would the get lost in his hair like it was primordial ooze

[detectiveofthewest]

heiji is hanging on

barely

send help

(or this could happen)

[detectiveofthewest]

I assume he'd be at least decent at most sports, he's an advanced skiier and he can juggle soccer balls for longer than me which is embarrassing because I used to play...

but he'd probably have terrible habits 8D

[puzzlinglad]

LMFAO actual photographic footage of heiji's last moments

he will be missed

[puzzlinglad]

LMAO a soccer ball should be in calhoun's shop in honor of kudou tbh

also forgot to mention we need to make all the memes now i want to do all the stupid bullshit memes

[detectiveofthewest]

Yes, but what meme shall we do FIRST?

THE DECISIONS

It's so sad, Heiji doesn't remember that soccer balls are super special. Little reminders of that shitlord he used to be friends with on the outside :'(

[blind_badass]

PLAYER: Belmont
CHARACTER: Snake (blind_badass)

FACTS: Profoundly blind, profoundly smart and excels in snarky dickery when the mood strikes him.
STATUS: Getting stabbed in the hand as a means to give Calhoun a show, recovering from that poorly executed idea. Also managing to befriend people who are telling him to stop being a dick as much.
PLOTS/IDEAS: Snake is pondering some research about the nature of this game and what story Zero is trying to tell
SEEKING: Snake will take all of your CR. If you underestimate him, he will gleefully bash you with his sharp-edged tongue.

ANYTHING ELSE: Oh why not: 999 Trailer

[eeeek]

PLAYER: Tiger
CHARACTER: Simon Keyes (eeeek)

FACTS: simon's easily spooked and genuinely pretty fragile! he's an animal tamer for a circus but he doesn't remember that. his instincts might make him want to teach calhoun how to do a trick, but if he tries to do that he's probably going to get peppersprayed in the face, so... i guess we'll see. he's scared of everything, he's quick to scream, and he's probably going to be a liability for a while, so maybe keep an eye on him until he grows a spine.

STATUS: I HAVEN'T EVEN WRITTEN HIS INTRO YET but he's waterlogged and terrified. he's soaking wet and probably crying somewhere. alone. in the dark. unloved and underappreciated.

PLOTS/IDEAS: i actually have a lot of long term plans for him, most of them hopefully involving negative cr, but i'm gonna keep all of that a secret for now. for the most part, i just want to see if anyone is willing to either put up with (or emotionally torture) a weepy 24 year old man-child. he's gonna need someone to look after him or he's gonna be a wreck, but it'd also probably be pretty funny to give him a hard time.

SEEKING: simon has an ingrained distrust for anyone connected to the law, so i'd love for him to have strong cr with someone involved with the police or something like that. i think we have a few characters like that here? but like i said, he's also pretty fragile right now, so if anyone wants to be friends with him, that'd be good!

ANYTHING ELSE: ONE THING - simon is actually involved with some pretty hefty game spoilers, and he's actually quite a bit more complicated than just "easily scared circus clown". please let me know if you want me to avoid spoilers around you, either ic or ooc! for now, though, i'd like to avoid giving too much away about him; all you need to worry about with simon is that he's a shambling buffoon who might be a little deeper than he lets on.

[blind_badass]

I have nothing planned other than the continuing drama of them trying to get along when they're quite different. And Hershel popcorning. I'm sure I'll think of some trouble they can get into later on.

[puzzlinglad]

you know what i want to do so

[detectiveofthewest]

If they add the piano and Heiji finds out that either a) Snake can play, or b) he wants it, he'll totally save up coins in secret :V!

[eeeek]

too bad you banned me from the game!! otherwise i'd have been really excited about our plans!!!!!!

[fairsfair]

WHAT ISN'T IT, REALLY

why is he kind-of-sort-of friends with such a puzzle nerd

[fairsfair]

you can't escape their obsession for stabbing things

it's been knife knowing you, heiji