tfln

[fairsfair]

you got a text!

Comments

[vengefulyears]

A. the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong

B. You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.

C. I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...

D. "Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.

B

[detectiveofthewest]

cute ♥

but you should meet someone nice

[and maybe stop drinking like a fish]

[vengefulyears]

I already know plenty of nice people. Like you. :)

[yes he knows that's not what Heiji meant]

[detectiveofthewest]

[detectiveofthewest]

like a nice reporter girl

you can compete for scoops

D

[wistar]

idk test subject, I think you might have said worse things than that! And done much worse things too ofc :)

d, im sorry i couldnt resist

[amphibian]

(⊙︿⊙ )

clive, im saying this bc i am your friend, and bc youre probably too drunk to have a moral compass so im going to be that too

DONT DO BODY SHOTS OFF THE FRESHMEN!!!!!!!!!

[wistar]

( 01 )
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.

( 02 )
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

( 03 )
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

( 04 )
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my bag.

you guys only get one

[not_that_sasuke]

on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left