Now that Hershel had a moment to himself, he was going to allow himself to relax with his new best friend, the mint plant. He'd even persuaded Calhoun somehow to offer watering cans in the store so enjoy that picture, Hershel trying to work up the courage to ask for a little daisy watering can.
"There, now. Isn't that better?" he asked the mint plant, smiling a little as he gave it a bit to drink. "Why, you'll soon grow up to be a big fine specimen, won't you?"
He was quiet for a moment, looking around with his beady bird eyes to make sure no one else was around. No one was. Nevertheless, he put a hand in front of his face and whispered quietly.
"Don't tell anyone, but... Jake really is a good chap. What do you suppose he'd like as a present?"
"Blimey," Hershel continued. "You'll make a good spot of tea when you're fully-grown. I'll make some for that shitlord wanker relation of mine, bob's your uncle."
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"There, now. Isn't that better?" he asked the mint plant, smiling a little as he gave it a bit to drink. "Why, you'll soon grow up to be a big fine specimen, won't you?"
He was quiet for a moment, looking around with his beady bird eyes to make sure no one else was around. No one was. Nevertheless, he put a hand in front of his face and whispered quietly.
"Don't tell anyone, but... Jake really is a good chap. What do you suppose he'd like as a present?"
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CONTINUED
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